Old Mad Donald — Making America Greatly HAteful (MAGHA)
To the tune of you-know-what
Old Mad Donald’s got big plans.
Me I, Me I, Oink.
Plans chock full’a dev’lish scams.
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Shouts system’s rigged here, system’s rigged there.
I’ll fix that rig’n’ ev’rywhere.
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That talk’s only a ruse, a show.
He rigs it more and takes the dough.
Slashes taxes for the one percent.
Rest’a us strugglin’ t’pay the rent.
Lines the pockets of billionaires.
Rest of us rely’n on sayin’ prayers.
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As I rig it more, my fortune grows,
Think I care about others’ woes?
Losers starve, have no medical care
Let them eat cake and breathe bad air.
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Old Cracked Donald’ s companion scheme.
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D.C.’s a swamp. I’ll drain it clean.
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But that talk, too, is just a show.
He swamps it up more, takes the dough.
Me I, Me I, Oh!
Computer chips to Arab lands,
Billions into his fam’ly’s hands.
Extortion here. Pardons f’sale there.
Calls ‘em donations, so perfectly fair.
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Wild Child Donald’s wildest plan
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Targets our democracy.
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With a Big Lie here, power grab there.
Declarin’ ‘mergencies ev’rywhere.
Protesters shot, he don’t care.
Political opponents? How do they dare!
Lock ’em up! Give ‘em The Chair!
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And here comes ICE t’the poll’n’ place
Maybe inside the vot’n’ booth.
Result will please my avid base.
Result must be the Gospel Truth.
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And if somehow I should seem t’lose.
I’ll shout: Fake news. And I’ll accuse:
Vote was rigged, with crim’nal intent.
Cause any vote is fraudulent
If ‘t don’t have my express consent.
Distraction’s vital to his plans,
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Crisis a day helps pave the way.
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Ven’zuela here, Greenland there
ICE, here, ICE there,
Send more troops in everywhere.
Murder on the high seas — Great shot!
Murder on our streets — Blame th’victim, not the despot.
As the chaos sows, my fortune grows.
I think I’ll tariff Oreos.
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Daft Old Donald loves DOGE debris
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No more gov’ment ‘cept for me
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‘Zecutive Order here, ’Zecutive Order there
Isn’t it fun to give the Orders!
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No rules, no laws, ‘cept: What I say goes.
As they kiss my ring, lick my toes,
Every day my fortune grows.
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While ev’ry day my fortune grows,
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Losers talk ‘Fordability.
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Believe me, folks, that’s just a hoax,
I think I’ll tariff artichokes.
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Hard-hearted Donald’s cruelest scam
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Blames immigrants he says are scum.
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I’ll send the rapists, fraudsters, too,
Worst a’th’worst, t’shithole Timbuktu.
[Natural voice] But what’s he do?
Grab a Dad here, Grab a Mom there,
Don’t look white? Don’t talk white? Grab ’em everywhere,
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Been work’n here since I was eight
Payin’ taxes, stayin’ straight.
Don’t mean nothin’, ICE’s your fate.
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Here’s a five-year-old, there’s a Granny
Let’s put ‘em all in the slammy,
Then off to God knows where.
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His inhumanity is rare.
Soul badly damaged or plain not there.
Good Mom Goode’s a ter’rist, I swear.
Nurse Alex Pretti’s an assassin, likewise.
Believe your eyes, or those ’spicable lies?
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And if some Loser shouts at me,
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“Pedophile protector, you!”
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I’ll give the finger, shout back: “Fuck you!”
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Believe me Folks,
Epstein’s a hoax.
Hoaxes here, hoaxes there
Hoaxes, Hoaxes ev’rywhere.
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[Natural voice] What’s with that?
I’ll give you a clue: In his view,
Any plain fact is plainly a hoax
If it supports fraudulent votes.
And any plain vote is fraudulent
If it don’t have his plain consent.
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Climate change is another hoax.
Science findings we’ll treat like jokes.
We’re goin’ back to oil and coal.
Can’t refuse their offers t’ bankroll.
Big Oil, Big Coal they pay to play
Science not gonna get’n the way.
Let the Losers drown, burn and boil
My glitzy life it’s not gonna spoil.
Old Mad Donald’s got lots more in store
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Get prepared for what you’re in for,
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What he’s doin’ t’immgrants he’ll do to you
Unless you play ball and bow down on cue.
State terror’s already on our streets.
What’ya gonna do? Hide under the sheets?
Police state’s’a comin,’ like in his friend Putin’s Russia.
Democrats? I’m gonna flush ya.
I’m gonna flush ev’ry enemy,
Anyone who dares to disagree
Then finl’y there’ll be serenity.
America will be great because I’ll be free.
Free to be me: Free to tell you what to do.
Due Process? Sure. Means what I say, you do.
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Demented Donald’s not near content
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He wants his face in the firmament.
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With our Air Force here, and our Navy there,
I’ll send ‘em, at my whim, anywhere and everywhere.
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Fear of me here, fear of me there.
Let fear of me be everywhere.
Let fear of me rule all the lands
Sure as hell is great for my brands.
He turns our allies into enemies
Same effect on our families.
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Meshugana Donald wants to run the globe.
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Despite grave doubt ‘bout his front’l lobe.
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I’ll build a Pyramid where the East Wing was,
With a marble ballroom and two spas.
I’ll call it Trump Power Tower.
Then I’ll tariff cauliflower.
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My fortune grows as I ride roughshod.
Call me Pharoah. Call me God.
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What’s left’a The White House is a funny farm.
Old Mad Donald’s Funny Farm
Where Old Mad Donald lies
In his Robin Hood disguise.
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Mad Old Donald’s Funny Farm
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Place swarm’n with awful vermin
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With a Vance here and a Noem there,
Here a Hesgeth, there a Bondi. He’s got suck-ups ev’rywhere.
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His corporate guests are even worse.
Government’s now their own wet nurse.
With a Musk-rat here, Big-Tech rat there
Here crypto, there AI — pigs, pigs ev’rywhere.
Comin’ with a huge ‘donation’
Leavin’ with a slice’a th‘Nation.
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So wadda we do? ‘Side from votin’ in a year or two –
When ICE will help cast your vote for you.
Live in fear? Drink lots’a beer?
How ‘bout we go, arm in arm,
to that disgraced Funny Farm.
Jamboree outside its gilded gates.
Confront he who hates and dictates,
And his fellow no-soul mates.
Make some noise. Sing some songs.
Exorcize. But do no harm. Bear no arms.
Make it part of a General Strike — Wad’ya say?
Call it Make America America Again Day.
Or a whole week. Would be unique.
Maybe a counter to his BuyCentennial
Where his rich bootlickers will regale,
Work more graft, give us more’a th’shaft.
America and its meaning are not for sale.
He can’t put us all in jail.
And how ‘bout we boycott the Funny Farm –
Anything sold by a grov’ler or big donor
Just don’t buy, pay or honor.
Sell their stock. Refuse their schlock.
And how ‘bout a big ol’ ‘lectric sign —
Showin’ the crucial bottom line:
Showin’ how much his fortune’s soarin’
While in office. As our ills he’s ignor’n.’
Don’t despair. Get out’a your chair.
Don’t agonize. Organize!
Let’s share in the repair
Of our Nation.
Tell Old Pharoah Donnie:
Let our people be.
Marvin Wexler
(with lots’a help and encouragement from Steve Schutzman,
The Bard of Baltimore)